Happy Father’s Day!
It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad … It’s a faux pa!
Enjoy some of our favorite dad jokes!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. “I never knew my real ladder.”
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I don’t get why bakers aren’t wealthier. They make so much dough.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.